We are not an actual political party, nor are we actually panicking. We are actually selling panican merchandise.
Nobody! We're a privately owned and operated internet store mocking a tweet Donald Trump made in early 2025.
Nope. All of the money from the store stuff (less operating costs) is donated to Doctors Without Borders, an organization that, unlike the political parties, is actually doing some good. We haven't made a cent off this and never will.
We're just a couple guys who wanted to make funny hats and donate some money to a real charity. We're remaining anonymous for now.
Buying some of our goofy merch keeps this site online and, of course, means you have goofy merch. You should absolutely donate to DWB directly if you don't really want the goofy merch.
Because their hats are really dumb, and they'll spend their profit on private jets rather than saving lives. We're trying to make anti-Trump anti-MAGA merchandise that also benefits a real cause.